Nintendo Switch -
10 Things Before Buying! #Helpful Post
your
guys johnathan here and the inten
dose
which has officially arrived but
before
you go run out and scoop one of
these
up here are 10 things to know so
for
starters we're gonna kick this off
with
a weird one because the cartridge
is
so small about the size of an SD card
intend
to actually Heisenberg the way to
prevent
kids from ingesting this now
from
what I've heard Nintendo applied a
layer
of denatonium benzoate on the
cartridge
and that's apparently one of
the
most bitter tasting chemical
compounds
on the face of this earth that
way
if a kid sticks it in his mouth he's
gonna
spit that out in the name of
science
though it gets totally fair if I
test
this out myself the question is
though
do I lick it or do I completely
stick
this in my mouth that is the
obvious
answer that's nasty
no
kids eating this for sure it's not
enough
that was the best idea doing this
as
the first fact oh I can't I don't
even
know what it tastes like like my
mind's
going did I lick a Sharpie huh
what
is that face of water taste update
I'm
getting a waft of nail-polish and
hats
off to Nintendo for it being true I
guess
because I don't think there's a
kid
on the face of this earth or adult
for
that matter that's kind of enjoy the
taste
of that so next up number two is
the
fact that game availability really
isn't
that great at launch
you
just got your switch you're excited
to
play then you realize the only truly
major
title available out launches
Legend
of Zelda breath of the wild there
are
smaller indie titles which are also
available
on the ps4 and Xbox one but as
far
as switch exclusive you really only
have
a couple options one of them being
one
to switch which essentially is a
group
of party games currently as far as
major
releases go you will need to
practice
some patience Mario Kart 8
deluxe
is slated for April
splatoon
- in the summer NBA 2k in
September
but if you're looking forward
to
Super Mario Odyssey you're gonna have
to
be extra patient because that is not
coming
out until the holidays so next up
at
number 3 jumping into some positivity
the
system is super adaptable for
day-to-day
life and I think by far one
of
the coolest features about to switch
is
how easy it is to switch between all
the
different ways you can play you
could
play around the house then hop on
the
couch pants being optional you could
even
maybe go outside and get some Sun
although
I would say pants are probably
mandatory
that
one and then when you're ready for
that
TV action just pop it on the dock
and
magic now it's not actually magical
what
happens when you place a system
into
the dock is that automatically ups
the
system clock speeds which allows it
to
output it in 1080p the switch also
features
a built-in kickstand just in
case
you want to dock it onto a desk or
hard
surface then I emphasize hard
surface
because the kickstand really
isn't
that great so if you place it on a
soft
surface it is guaranteed to fall
over
there of course other accessories
that
do a much better job with this so
if
you like the idea that that is
probably
the route you want to go and
the
next step number four speaking of
accessories
the pricing is insane so out
of
the box the switch comes with two joy
con
controllers those are those little
detachable
handles one controller grip
which
allows you to combine two of them
to
make a more traditional controller
and
then lastly some wrist strap
attachments
that way you accidentally
throw
a joy con out your window now this
is
totally adequate for the
single-player
games and some of the
simpler
two-player games but if you want
anymore
that you're going to need to
pony
up each toy con is 50 bucks you can
however
get them in a double pack for 80
but
you will need to tack on an extra 15
bucks
for the controller grip there's
also
a pro controller option for 70
bucks
you can see if you're buying this
for
just yourself it really isn't that
big
of a deal but if you've got a giant
household
or a double D 50 amount of
kids
this is going to do some serious
damage
to your wallet so next up number
5
if we through pricing out the window
for
a second with those accessories
there
are so many ways to control the
games
the simplest option you have is by
holding
a pair of joy' cons one in each
hand
where you just relax your arms and
use
them independently this is
surprisingly
comfortable and personally
my
favorite way to play if however you
want
something closer to a more
traditional
controller you can attach
the
enjoy cons to a copper grip but
you're
gonna be disappointed because
honestly
it feels worse the grip panels
themselves
are super tiny not
particularly
well shaped to the human
hand
plus once you're used to using the
joy
con separately it kind of feels like
you're
taking a step back if however you
absolutely
need that controller fill
you're
much better off spending the
extra
money and getting the switch pro
controller
so next up number six talking
a
little bit about game play in terms of
portable
mode surprisingly it looks
really
good in terms of specs switches
built-in
screen is a 6.2 inch capacitive
multi-touch
panel with a resolution of
720p
now
I guarantee people are gonna hear
stuff
20p
and lose their minds where's 1080
where's
4k what is this caveman crap but
the
thing is the screen is so small in
terms
of scale for its size it actually
looks
incredible for comparison the PS
Vita
is capped at 544 P could you
imagine
inviting someone over and asked
if
they wanted to watch a movie on your
544
P TV that ain't quad HD that is
quarter
HD specs and resolution aside
though
the backlight is great the colors
are
even better and I'd even go as far
as
saying the switch is at its best when
used
in handheld mode now next up number
7
has a great as the graphics are
battery
life is actually kind of a
concern
the switch the battery life is
expected
to be somewhere between 3 and 6
hours
and you can actually expect closer
to
that 3 hour range if you're playing
more
demanding games like Legend of
Zelda
alternatively you could remedy
this
by plugging yourself into a wall
outlet
but if you plan on being on the
go
consistently that battery bank you
got
to chug through those Pokemon Ghost
session
isn't gonna hack it here you're
gonna
need something way more powerful
with
that said though if you are gonna
be
that guy or girl on the go I'll post
some
of the biggest baddest power
options
down below and next up a
temporary
if you are worried about
battery
life one bright note with a
switch
is auto sleep now with previous
Nintendo
systems those would continue to
run
until the battery was completely
drained
so in the instance where your
system
saying hey plug me and I'm about
to
die and you ignored it you're gonna
lose
all of your progress the switch
however
features an emergency sleep mode
that
way just in case the battery gets
to
a critical point it's gonna
automatically
put itself to sleep in
turn
preventing itself from dying and
you
losing your data
it's
next up and I'm Ryan one really
important
thing to consider is the fact
that
the built-in storage on the switch
really
isn't that much so for example
Legend
of Zelda is 13 gigs so if you
were
to download that instantly halfway
your
storage is gone now well the switch
doesn't
support USB thumb drives or USB
hard
drives does feature an SDXC card
slot
located beneath the kickstand
but
again diving back to the fact that
the
accessories are expensive and they
add
up this is gonna be one more thing
you're
gonna have to buy now last up at
number
10 one thing to consider is the
fact
that online support really fully
hasn't
arrived yet currently the only
thing
you can do online is browse and
buy
from the eShop or add a friend use
Nintendo's
painfully outdated friend
code
system now Nintendo has promised
more
online features in the future
specifically
with their companion
now
but that is still a little ways away
so
as of right now we're kind of in the
dark
with that the good news is though
because
you're essentially a guinea pig
right
now everything is free but its
features
Rolo and it becomes a little
more
robust you can definitely expect to
pay
a fee PS as a bonus fact for some
reason
the switch charges a MacBook
seriously
aside from that hopefully you
guys
enjoyed the video if you did and
you
appreciate me licking cartridges
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I
will catch you guys later I'm gonna
I'm
gonna stick it in my mouth
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